It is very seldom that two lawyers will agree about anything!  Especially, it is unusual when opposing attorneys will be in agreement!

Recently, I heard the following exchange between two opposing barristers in a Texas courtroom.

The first lawyer inquired of the second lawyer, if he would be willing to admit certain points in the case under trial.  The second responded:

"I admit nothing!  I never admit anything! In fact, I do not even admit that I am in this courtroom right now!"

The first lawyer then dryly remarked:

"I too, will admit that you are not all here!"

It's the truth!

                                                                                                  Luther W. Martin